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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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RIGHT HERE.
I'LL HAVE HER IN A JIFF.

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THE BLUEPRINTS.
THE BLUEPRINTS.

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IF COBRA'S TO BUILD
MORE OF THESE DEVICES,

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WE MUST HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS.

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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
I GOT THE BLOODY BLUEPRINTS.

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AND I GOT THE MATTER TRANSMUTER.

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THEN WE'RE OFF.
COME ON.

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[ ALARM BLARES ]

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THE MATTER TRANSMUTER IS GONE.

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[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]

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CAN'T YOU GET ANY SPEED
OUT OF THIS THING?

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WE'LL SPLIT UP AND RENDEZVOUS
AT THE REDWOOD BASE.

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AND YOU CAN ACCOUNT TO
COBRA COMMANDER FOR THE DELAY.

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Cobra Commander:
WELL, DESTRO, GET ON WITH IT.

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Destro: THIS STOLEN VIDEOTAPE,
COMMANDER, WAS PREPARED

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BY THE TRANSMUTER RAY'S
INVENTORS

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TO DEMONSTRATE
ITS CAPABILITIES.

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SO, THE RAY CAN CHANGE
THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE

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OF ANYTHING IT TOUCHES?

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PRECISELY.

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NOW, IMAGINE A WEAPON BASED
ON MATTER TRANSMUTATION.

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IMAGINE VAULTS OR FORTRESSES

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TURNED TO, LET US SAY,
TISSUE PAPER.

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I'VE GOT THE IDEA, DESTRO.

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WHAT I HAVEN'T GOT
IS THIS TRANSMUTER.

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PATIENCE, COMMANDER, PLEASE.

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IF I MAY REMIND
YOUR EXCELLENCY,

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IT WAS YOUR CHOICE TO ENTRUST

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THE PROCUREMENT OF THE DEVICE
TO ZARTAN.

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OF COURSE I GAVE THE JOB
TO ZARTAN.

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HE'S MUCH MORE QUALIFIED
THAN YOU IN THIS AREA.

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OH, YES.

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ONE MORE THING, DESTRO --

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IF I WERE YOU, I'D WATCH
THAT ATTITUDE.

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Steeler: ZARTAN?

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NOPE. AIN'T SEEN HIDE
NOR HAIR OF HIM.

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WE'RE JUST FREEZING OUR TOESIES
OUT HERE FOR NOTHING.

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I'M TELLING YOU, LADY JAYE,

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BEING A G.I. JOE
IS RUINING MY LIFE.

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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR NOTHING ELSE.

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WHY DO YOU THINK I AIN'T GOT
A GIRLFRIEND NO MORE?

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SHE GOT SICK OF WORRYING ABOUT
ME ALL THE TIME. THAT'S WHY.

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OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT ALREADY,
WILL YOU, STEELER?

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YEAH, MOTION SECONDED.

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WE'VE ALL HAD
TO MAKE SACRIFICES TO --

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YEAH, I KNOW.

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BUT I STILL SAY THIS ONE'S
A WILD GOOSE CH--

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[ BEEPING ]
-HEY, BOGEYS COMING UP FAST.

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I KNOW YOU WANT THESE PLANS,
FLINT,

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BUT TAKE THIS INSTEAD.

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TERRIBLE SHOOTING, ZARTAN.

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HEY!

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, OLD FLINT?

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UP A TREE, ARE YOU?

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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LAUGH THIS OFF, HAPPY BOY.

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AAH!

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THERE HE GOES.

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WE'D BEST MOVE IT, MATES.

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Clutch:
DID YOU SEE THAT?

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SWING INTO PLAN "A," STEELER.

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CHECK, LADY JAYE.

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HANG ONTO YOUR TEETH, BOYS.

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AAH!

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AAH!

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ZARTAN DROPPED THE PLANS.

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I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
I -- HEY.

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OHH. GOT THEM.

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ZARTAN.

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I RECKON I GOT YOU OUTGUNNED.

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NEVER.

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HALF A SECOND SLOWER, I'D --
I'D HAVE BEEN VAPORS.

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NO!

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YES!

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YOUR MASTER THIEF HAS LED
G.I. JOE TO OUR VERY DOOR.

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RETREAT IS OUR ONLY OPTION.

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Flint: A ROCKET.
A CAMOUFLAGED ROCKET.

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WE CAN TELL OUR GRANDKIDS
ABOUT THAT, FLINT...

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IF WE LIVE TO HAVE ANY.

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Footloose:
I DON'T GET IT, AIRTIGHT.

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HOW COME HEADQUARTERS
THINKS

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COBRA WILL TRY TO GET THESE
TRANSMUTER BLUEPRINTS AGAIN?

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WHO CARES?

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WHAT'S EATING YOU?

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AH, I'M QUITTING G.I. JOE.

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HEY, LOOK.
YOU HAD A CLOSE SHAVE.

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YOU'RE JUST SPOOKED IS ALL.
YOU'LL GET OVER IT.

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UNH-UNH. I'VE HAD IT.
NOTHING EVER CHANGES.

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COBRA HITS US, WE HIT THEM,
OVER AND OVER.

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YEP --
SOMETIMES IT DOES SEEM

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LIKE THERE'S
NARY AN END IN SIGHT.

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SO WHAT'S THE POINT?

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IF THE BATTLE'S NEVER GONNA BE
WON BY EITHER SIDE,

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WHY BOTHER FIGHTING IT?

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WHOA, NOW, FELLA,
I NEVER SAID --

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READY, YOU GUYS?

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WE'RE NEARING
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT

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WITH FLINT AND LADY JAYE.

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Flint:
VERY CLEVER, DR. RENAULT.

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Lady Jaye: FROM THE OUTSIDE,
ORDINARY GRAIN CARS.

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Dr. Renault: AND INSIDE,
TITANIUM ARMOR PLATING

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TO SAFEGUARD
MY TRANSMUTER-RESEARCH TEAM

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WHILE THEY CARRY ON
THEIR WORK.

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Wagstaff:
THIS, UH, MOBILE LAB COMPLEX

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SHOULD PROVIDE ADEQUATE
PROTECTION AGAINST COBRA.

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OUR MILITARY LIAISON,
GENERAL WAGSTAFF.

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-GENERAL.
-GENERAL.

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AND NOW, IF I MAY HAVE
THE BLUEPRINTS...

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WAIT.
WE DON'T HAVE THEM.

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THE REST OF OUR TEAM
WILL TURN THEM OVER TO YOU

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AT THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

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FREEZE!

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THIS IS AS FAR
AS YOU GO, JOES.

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YOUR NEW DESTINATION
WILL BE...OBLIVION!

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[ COUGHING ]

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LET US BE RID OF THEM.

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COME ALONG, LADY JAYE.

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IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DETRAIN.

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[ COUGHING ]

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LADY -- AAH!

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HANG ON UP THERE!
WE'RE A-COMING!

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COBRA'S KIDNAPPED DR. RENAULT
AND GENERAL WAGSTAFF.

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GO BACK AND SEE IF YOU
CAN FIND THEM, CUTTER.

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WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

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UGH!
GIVE ME THOSE BLUEPRINTS!

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Steeler: NO WAY!

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[ CRACKING ]

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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[ BIRDS SCREECHING ]

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OH, WHAT...HAPPENED?

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[ ALL GROANING ]

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THAT -- THAT TRANSMUTER GIZMO
WENT OFF,

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AND I-I GUESS
WE WERE KNOCKED OUT.

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HEY, WHAT --
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COBRAS?

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AND WHERE'D THE TRAIN GO?

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NEVER MIND THAT.
WHERE'S THE FOREST OR THE RIVER?

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Flint:
AND YET IT RESEMBLES WHERE WE
WERE, AT LEAST STRUCTURALLY.

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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SEE THIS CHASM?

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THAT'S WHERE THE RIVER CUT
THROUGH THE FOREST BEFORE.

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AND THAT LIMESTONE BRIDGE IS
WHERE THE TRESTLE USED TO BE.

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WE'RE IN THE SAME PLACE,

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BUT IT'S BEEN ALTERED
BY THE TRANSMUTER.

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THEN HOW LONG
WERE WE UNCONSCIOUS --

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SECONDS, MINUTES, HOURS?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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BUT I'M GETTING THE FEELING

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THERE'S SOMETHING EVEN WEIRDER
ABOUT ALL THIS.

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OW!

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YUCK.

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DON'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING
ON EARTH I'VE EVER SEEN.

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HEY, FELLAS, TAKE A LOOK AT --

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[ ENGINES ROARING ]

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SOUNDS LIKE THE BUZZARDS
HAVE COMPANY.

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WHATEVER THEY ARE,
THEY'RE CIRCLING.

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I CAN'T GET A GOOD LOOK
AT THEM, THOUGH.

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THE SUN'S TOO BRIGHT.

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TAKE COVER!

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Airtight: COVER?
LIKE WHERE, A GOPHER HOLE?

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Grunt:
THE -- THE SUN'S SO BRIGHT.

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CLUTCH TO JOE HEADQUARTERS.

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COME IN, HEADQUARTERS.
COME IN.

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[ STATIC ]

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NOTHING.
ALL I GET IS STATIC.

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WORRY ABOUT IT LATER...
AFTER WE SHAKE THAT CLAW.

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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HOME FREE.
COME ON!

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Barbecue: I THOUGHT
HE'D NEVER LEAVE.

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CHECK THIS OUT, GUYS.

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LOOKS LIKE OUR MOTOR POOL
AFTER A TORNADO.

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WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
ALL THIS MEANS, FLINT?

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WHO KNOWS?

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RIGHT NOW, ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS THAT A.W.E. STRIKER.

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HOW'S IT LOOK, FOOTLOOSE?

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS, FLINT,

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BUT WHOEVER LEFT HER HERE
LEFT THE KEYS, TOO.

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING ]

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All: YO-O-O, JOE!

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WHERE TO, SPORTS?

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WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE

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AND WHAT'S GOING ON.

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Flint:
YEAH, BUT IN THE MEANTIME,

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WE SHOULD CALL AS
LITTLE ATTENTION TO
OURSELVES AS POSSIBLE.

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YEAH, RIGHT.
BE REALLY INCONSPICUOUS.

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[ ENGINE BACKFIRES ]
-THE ENGINE'S DEAD.

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OH, SWELL.
CAN ANYTHING ELSE GO WRONG?

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Flint: WAIT, LOOK.

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WE'RE NOT COMPLETELY
OUT OF LUCK.

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HEY, FLINT, LOOK.

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JUST WHAT WE NEED --
TRANSPORTATION.

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WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE.

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OKAY, POPS.
WE'LL TAKE EIGHT OF THOSE BIKES.

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SAY, OLD-TIMER, ABOUT THAT
BARREN STRETCH OVER YONDER --

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THAT'S A PROVING GROUND,
YOUNG MAN.

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OH, YEAH. GOVERNMENT TESTS
ITS WEAPONS THERE.

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WEAPONS?
WHAT KIND OF WEAPONS?

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OH, EVERYTHING
FROM NEW STRAINS OF BACTERIA

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TO THE WEATHER DOMINATOR,
I RECKON.

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THE WEATHER DOM--

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WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THAT PINK
WHATSIT THAT STUNG YOU.

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YOU JUST STAND
RIGHT THERE, SONNY.

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LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, AND HOLD
STILL WHILST WE SCAN YOU.

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HEY.

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TRANSACTION APPROVED.

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SUBJECT'S RETINAL SCAN MATCHES

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NO KNOWN DISSIDENT, SUBVERSIVE,
OR ENEMY OF STATE ON FILE.

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HAVE A NICE DAY.

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OH, HERB, THEY LOOK
LIKE GOOD RISKS.

230
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ANYWAY,
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,

231
00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:46,434
THERE WAS A RUMOR
THAT THE RESISTANCE MOVEMENT

232
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HAD ITS HEADQUARTERS
OUT AT THE PROVING GROUNDS,

233
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AND THAT WHEN G.I. JOE WENT
UNDERGROUND, THEY HID OUT THERE.

234
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:55,217
UH, THANK YOU, MA'AM.

235
00:12:55,304 --> 00:12:57,565
YEAH, UH, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HELP.

236
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,521
MARTHA, YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

237
00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:03,565
HEY, COME BACK HERE!

238
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,391
THIS MONEY AIN'T NO GOOD!

239
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:10,739
IT'S U.S. DOLLARS --
ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS!

240
00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:13,043
Grunt: YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.

241
00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:15,521
I THINK WE WERE OUT
MORE THAN A FEW HOURS, GUYS --

242
00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:17,739
MORE LIKE YEARS.

243
00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:20,869
I MEAN, RESISTANCE MOVEMENT?
UNDERGROUND?

244
00:13:20,956 --> 00:13:22,652
THOSE OLD FOLKS MADE IT SOUND

245
00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:25,304
LIKE SNAKE BREATH
BEAT THE TAR OUT OF JOE

246
00:13:25,391 --> 00:13:27,043
AND TOOK OVER A LONG TIME AGO.

247
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-COME ON.
-YEAH, SURE. THAT'S GREAT.

248
00:13:29,304 --> 00:13:31,217
YOU KIDDING?
GET OFF IT.

249
00:13:31,304 --> 00:13:33,043
GO AHEAD, LAUGH.

250
00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:36,565
BUT UNCLE SAM DOESN'T HAVE
A WEATHER DOMINATOR, REMEMBER?

251
00:13:36,652 --> 00:13:39,043
THAT'S ONE
OF DESTRO'S INVENTIONS.

252
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,695
Lady Jaye: COME ON.

253
00:13:40,782 --> 00:13:43,695
HEADQUARTERS IS THE ONLY PLACE
WE'LL GET ANSWERS WE CAN TRUST.

254
00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:49,000
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

255
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,695
Grunt: KIND OF EXPLAINS WHY
NOBODY ANSWERED, DOESN'T IT?

256
00:13:53,782 --> 00:13:56,565
OH, NO. IT CAN'T BE.

257
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"PERMANENTLY CLOSED
BY ORDER OF COBRA COMMANDER."

258
00:14:00,826 --> 00:14:05,434
THEN IT'S TRUE.
SOMEHOW WE DID A RIP VAN WINKLE.

259
00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:07,391
AND WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP,

260
00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:10,260
G.I. JOE WAS DEFEATED BY COBRA.

261
00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:15,869
AND I WONDERED
WHAT DIFFERENCE IT'D MAKE

262
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,130
IF COBRA WON OR LOST.

263
00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:22,217
YOU MAY FIND OUT,
IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY,

264
00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:24,565
UNLESS WE GET OUR BASE BACK.

265
00:14:37,304 --> 00:14:38,217
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

266
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FIRE?

267
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,608
FIRE!

268
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,260
LOOK OUT!

269
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

270
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,608
Lady Jaye:
BREAKS MY HEART.

271
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I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE PLACE.

272
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:12,782
WE'VE GOT OUR WORK
CUT OUT FOR US.

273
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:16,304
BUT FIRST LET'S GET THESE SNAKES
INTO THE BRIG.

274
00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,608
WELL, WE GOT
THE GENERATORS GOING.

275
00:15:17,695 --> 00:15:20,434
AND NOW THAT WE GOT POWER
TO THE COMPUTERS,

276
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,130
WE KNOW WHY WE COULDN'T CONTACT
THE OTHER JOES.

277
00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:26,347
OUR COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE
AIN'T IN ORBIT NO MORE.

278
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:29,260
THEN WE CAN'T REACH THE ONES
THAT WENT UNDERGROUND?

279
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:33,608
FLINT...I THINK WE MAY BE
THE ONLY ONES LEFT.

280
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TAKE A LOOK.

281
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I CALLED UP THE DUTY ROSTER
ON THE RECORDS COMPUTER.

282
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OF ROUGHLY 50 ACTIVE JOES,

283
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ALL BUT SIX ARE LISTED
AS MISSING IN ACTION.

284
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AND OF THOSE SIX,
THREE WERE LOST.

285
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CASUALTIES OF THE LAST WAR
AGAINST COBRA.

286
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Clutch: HANRAHAN, TIMOTHY P.
CODE NAME: BLOWTORCH.

287
00:16:15,695 --> 00:16:21,782
HAUSER, CONRAD S.
CODE NAME: DUKE.

288
00:16:21,869 --> 00:16:26,434
KATZENBOGEN, DAVID L.
CODE NAME: BAZOOKA.

289
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:30,739
KIBBEY, ALBERT L.
CODE NAME: BREAKER.

290
00:16:30,826 --> 00:16:32,434
HOW CAN THIS BE?

291
00:16:32,521 --> 00:16:34,739
[ Weakly ]
I-I CAN'T TAKE IT.

292
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,043
I JUST CAN'T.

293
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:39,434
DUSTY, ALPINE, BAZOOKA --

294
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,521
I'M NEVER GONNA SEE THEM AGAIN?

295
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,608
HOW? WHY?!

296
00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:47,086
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
WE'RE GONNA GET THE ANSWERS.

297
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,608
I DON'T KNOW.

298
00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:52,434
THEY BEEN GATHERING DUST
A LONG TIME.

299
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:55,739
HEY, FLINT, WE GOT US
SOME AIR POWER, TOO!

300
00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:57,913
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TOO"?

301
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,652
WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE
A LITTLE RUSTY,

302
00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:01,913
BUT I THINK WE CAN GET
THEM AIRBORNE.

303
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,434
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE GROUND TRANSPORTS?

304
00:17:05,521 --> 00:17:06,956
USABLE, I THINK,

305
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,434
AS LONG AS WE DISGUISE THEM
WITH A COAT OF PAINT.

306
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:10,608
THEN LET'S GET CRACKING.

307
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:11,826
GRUNT, YOU LOOK AFTER STEELER

308
00:17:11,913 --> 00:17:13,956
AND TRY TO GET THE COMPUTERS
WORKING AGAIN.

309
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:17,826
THE REST OF US WILL DO
A LITTLE RECONNAISSANCE.

310
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,000
Flint:
THIS TOWN SEEMS FAMILIAR,

311
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:23,739
BUT I CAN'T SEE ENOUGH
TO BE SURE.

312
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:30,000
Barbecue: LEAST THEY DIDN'T
TORCH THE EVENING PAPERS.

313
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,869
"COBRA COMMANDER TO DELIVER

314
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STATE OF THE EMPIRE ADDRESS
TONIGHT"?

315
00:17:36,217 --> 00:17:37,434
WHAT IN THE --

316
00:17:37,521 --> 00:17:38,391
[ SIREN WAILS ]

317
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THE POLICE.

318
00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:43,043
SOMEHOW I DOUBT THEY JUST
WANT TO GIVE US A TICKET.

319
00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:52,043
THE DREADNOKS HAVE BECOME COPS?

320
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,043
I GUESS LAW ENFORCEMENT
AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

321
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,217
GENTLEMEN, I'M GLAD YOU'RE
KEEPING YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

322
00:17:58,304 --> 00:18:02,521
SURRENDER AT ONCE!
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

323
00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:06,217
WE REPEAT, COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

324
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,217
Buzzer: THE BLEEDERS!

325
00:18:13,304 --> 00:18:15,260
MAKING A BREAK FOR IT, THEY IS.

326
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,956
AFTER THEM!

327
00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:29,434
[ SIREN WAILS ]

328
00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:32,956
Lady Jaye: FELLAS, WE COULD FLY
OVER THIS COUNTRYSIDE FOR DAYS

329
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:35,000
AND STILL NOT LEARN A THING.

330
00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:38,826
PROBABLY 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING
ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG, LADY JAYE.

331
00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:41,608
YEAH, NOW, IF WE HAD
AN EYE IN THE SKY...

332
00:18:41,695 --> 00:18:43,478
-A what?
-YOU'LL SEE.

333
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,304
Clutch, Footloose,

334
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,347
12:00 LOW -- TAKE A LOOK.

335
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:52,347
THAT -- THAT LOOKS LIKE
THE MOUNT RUSHMORE MEMORIAL.

336
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:55,478
BUT, OH, MY GOSH,
THEY'VE CHANGED IT.

337
00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:56,956
CLUTCH TO LADY JAYE.

338
00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:59,608
I FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING
FOR -- A WEATHER SATELLITE.

339
00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:01,478
I'VE TAPPED INTO ITS CAMERAS.

340
00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:04,652
I CAN PATCH YOUR COMMUNICATION
SYSTEM'S VISUAL MONITORS

341
00:19:04,739 --> 00:19:06,434
into what I'm picking up.

342
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,695
THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL'S BECOME...

343
00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:14,521
A COBRA COMMANDER MEMORIAL?

344
00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:17,739
Yeah, and it looks
like the United Nations

345
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:20,913
has become one nation...
under Cobra.

346
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,130
COBRA HAS CONQUERED
THE WORLD.

347
00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:26,913
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
ANY OF THIS.

348
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,869
CHANGES LIKE THESE
MUST HAVE TAKEN YEARS TO MAKE.

349
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:31,043
[ SIREN WAILING ]

350
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,043
AAH!

351
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,217
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS THEY LOST INTEREST.

352
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,260
HELLO!

353
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,782
THE DATE ON THIS PAPER --

354
00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:45,608
IT'S THE SAME AS WHEN WE GOT
BLITZED BY THAT TRANSMUTER,

355
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:48,739
WHICH MEANS OUR LIGHTS COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN OUT FOR LONG.

356
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:52,130
BUT IF WE'RE NOT IN THE FUTURE,
WHERE ARE WE?

357
00:19:52,217 --> 00:19:55,478
IF NOT ANOTHER TIME,
THEN...ANOTHER PLACE...

358
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,347
ANOTHER WORLD...

359
00:19:57,434 --> 00:20:00,652
ANOTHER -- UH-OH!
BAIL OUT!

360
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:04,652
WHOA.

361
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,391
ANYTHING DAMAGED?

362
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:12,739
UH, NO, NOTHING...

363
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,739
EXCEPT MAYBE THE RESALE VALUE
OF THOSE CYCLES.

364
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:19,869
FREEZE, MATES, OR WE'LL
VENTILATE YOUR UGLY HEADS.

365
00:20:19,956 --> 00:20:21,347
BET YOU DIDN'T FIGURE

366
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:25,608
COBRA HAD THE OLD HEADQUARTERS
BUGGED, NOW, DID YOU?

367
00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:28,086
STEELER, WOULD YOU HAND ME
THAT CIRCUIT BOARD?

368
00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:30,217
[ GROANING ]

369
00:20:32,391 --> 00:20:35,086
NOT ALIVE
WE'RE NOT ALIVE!

370
00:20:35,173 --> 00:20:37,739
CAN'T BE! NO!

371
00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:40,391
NO, WE MUST HAVE DIED
IN THAT EXPLOSION.

372
00:20:40,478 --> 00:20:43,000
AND NOW WE'VE GONE
TO THE DEVIL.

373
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,086
MISTRESS, IT'S HIM --
THE ONE YOU CALLED STEELER.

374
00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:51,391
I'M POSITIVE.

375
00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:53,565
EXCELLENT.

376
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,217
GET A LOAD OF THIS!

377
00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:57,608
Lady Jaye: NO, CLUTCH.

378
00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,826
THAT'S NOT NEW YORK --
NOT THE ONE WE KNOW, ANYWAY.

379
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:04,913
AND THAT'S NOT OUR WASHINGTON
BELOW US, EITHER.

380
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,434
I DON'T EVEN THINK WE'RE
ON THE EARTH WE KNOW.

381
00:21:07,521 --> 00:21:09,782
I THINK
WHEN THE TRANSMUTER EXPLODED,

382
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,217
IT DIDN'T CHANGE
OUR ENVIRONMENT --

383
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,434
IT BLASTED OPEN A GATEWAY
INTO A PARALLEL WORLD

384
00:21:15,521 --> 00:21:17,217
AND HURLED US INTO IT.

385
00:21:17,304 --> 00:21:18,695
Footloose: A WHAT?

386
00:21:18,782 --> 00:21:20,608
ANOTHER DIMENSION
OR SOMETHING,

387
00:21:20,695 --> 00:21:22,869
WHERE SOME THINGS
ARE IDENTICAL TO OURS,

388
00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:25,739
BUT OTHERS, SUCH AS COBRA'S
WORLD DOMINATION,

389
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,695
ARE VERY DIFFERENT.

390
00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:31,826
COBRA RATTLERS
ON AN INTERCEPT COURSE!

391
00:21:35,173 --> 00:21:39,173
TO BE CONTINUED
ON TOMORROW'S "G.I. JOE."